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"Let me see if I've got this right . . . You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messags, & instiill in them a love for learning."You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, gang-ware, wage war on colds, flu, drugs, & sexually transmitted diseases, & raise their sense of self esteem & personal pride."You want me to teach them patriotism & good citizenship, sportsmanship, & fair play, & how to register to vote, balance a checkbook, & apply for a job."You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of antisocial behavior, & make sure that they all pass the final exams."You want me to provide them with an equal education--regardless of their handicaps, & communicate regularly with their parents in English, Spanish, or any other language, by letter, telephone, newsletter, email, blogs, facebook, twitter, regular progress reports, & report cards."You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, & a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps."You want me to do all this, & then you tell me . . . I CAN'T PRAY?"